As Flies to wanton Boys are we to the Gods They Kill us for their Sport”
William Shakespeare.
Poor Man
By Michael J Freeman
I Pornographer (Volume 6)
A Shepherd’s Warning
Chapter 1
My father stared around the Videx offices. Well Mick I must say that I’m impressed.”
“Hello Dad, it’s so nice to see you” Sara said greeting my father with a kiss on the cheek. “I’m going to make a pot of tea would you like a cup?”
“Yes please Sara dear” my father replied smiling. He showed his false teeth when he smiled and rubbed his moustache with his thumb and forefinger as though he was straightening it although it was too neatly trimmed and short for that.
“Lindsay come and meet my Dad” I said to Lindsay who was working up the end of the office at his desk.
Lindsay got up a big smile on his face and came striding down the office. “Hello Mr Freeman it’s nice to meet you” he said shaking my father’s hand, his diamond earrings glittering along with his blue eyes then the phone on his desk started ringing and mine too.
“Nice seeing you got to answer the phones” Lindsay said striding back down the office and picking up the phone on his own desk and the one adjacent and he sat down writing down customer’s orders.
“He’s not you know?” my father said.
“No Dad definitely not” I said laughing.
Sara came in with a tray with the tea pot and cups and putting on her desk she started to pour out the tea. “One sugar for you Dad?” she asked.
“Yes please Sara” my father replied.
Sara carried two cups of tea over to my desk and put them down.
“Thank you Sara” my father said. My father was always polite with his please and thank you and had taught me that when I was growing up.
“Sit down Dad” I said as I sat down in my swivel chair and sipped on my tea. Then the phone rang.
“Videx Sir, yes a brochure, name and address please” I asked writing it down and replacing the phone. All the phones then started to ring at once.
“Busy then eh Mick, nice place you’ve got here” my father observed.
“Yeah I’m earning a fortune” I said,
“Well be careful Mickey. By the way I saw Shepherd and he said that all they want you to....”
“Is to take the two gay films off the market” I interjected, finishing off the sentence.
“You know then, then you would have a licence” my father said.
“Dad I’m not going to censor my films and the gays have a right to buy British porn films instead of having to buy pirated American ones in Soho” I said self righteously.
“But Mickey they will send you away again and you will lose all this” my father said gesturing around the office with a sweeping movement of his arm.
“Dad I have two solicitors and both of them are experts in defending
obscenity cases” I said.
“What’s all this about then Mick, you’re not homo, so why are you doing all this?” my father asked a puzzled look on his face.
“Political reasons Dad, in solidarity with the Gay Liberation Front” I said grinning.
“Mickey I think that you have gone off your head since you came out, you learnt all this stuff in there. Do you want to go back inside?” my father asked wringing his hands in a gesture of despair.
“My solicitor, I mean my first solicitor Ted Malman has said that he can get me off the first charge and the second one David Offenbach has said that I stand a fifty/fifty on the second charges. But I am getting, or I should say the company is getting stronger every day. I’m changing the law here in England” I said.
“Mickey these people are very powerful and the Porn Squad hates the homos and I don’t like them either, corrupting young boys and that, I mean every toilet you go in has a poofter lurking about” my father said.
Then I remembered him telling me in his cups one night that when he was in Cairo during the war a boy would perform fellatio on him at the barber’s shop by getting underneath the sheet.
“You are a bit of an old hypocrite Dad” I said laughing.
“Who me?” my father said his face changing and beginning to show signs of anger.
“Yes remember the barber’s shop in Cairo” I said.
“That was different, it was in the war” he blurted.
“Come on Dad and as for corrupting little boys what about heterosexual men and little girls?” I said.
“Mick you don’t understand homos are different” my father insisted.
“No I understand perfectly well Dad and they have a right not to be persecuted especially by people like the Porn Squad. Anyway don’t let’s argue because I think that I can get off at a porn trial. I mean a lot of people have watched blue films these days and juries are sympathetic” I said.
“Not to the homo stuff they aren’t” my Dad replied.
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“And you Simon have you got a girlfriend” Bill asked walking up and down the huge lounge as he spoke.
I looked at the monitor and saw that Sara panned perfectly on the fluid head.
“Not yet” Simon said fluttering his eyelashes.
“Why not, a healthy looking youth like you ought to have one. To tell you the truth I am getting a bit worried about you and that is why I have invited Dr Eynsenck and Dr Perrin to observe you having sex with women” Bill said.
“What here?” Simon asked a surprised look on his face.
“Yes here. Girls come over here and get them in the mood” Bill said.
“Yes Colonel” Jane and Evelyn replied walking awkwardly, their knickers round their knees, over to the settee to where Simon and Gary sat.
“Come on then girls get their cocks out then and suck them” Bill ordered.
Jane and Evelyn knelt on the floor in front of Gary and Simon and quickly unbuttoned their flies and getting out their penises Jane began to fellate Simon while Evelyn fellated Gary. After a few minutes of this treatment Gary attained an erection while Simon’s was flaccid.
“Hmm what do you think Dr Eynsenck?” Bill asked.
“Let’s see whether they can perform sexual intercourse because homosexual men can often close their eyes like they did and fantasise that a male is performing fellatio” Brenda said.
“Yes that is the best test of heterosexuality” Ian agreed.
“Right girls kneel on the settee and bend over, and Simon and Gary perform your biological duty like men” Bill said. Jane and Evelyn bent over the settee their waist’s down offering their vaginas to the two youths.
“I see that the girls have been punished recently” Brenda observed.
“Yes they were rather disobedient before you arrived and I gave them a jolly good thrashing” Bill said.
Gary started to fuck Evelyn standing on the carpet his hips moving back and forth rapidly.
“Jolly good Gary, but you Simon don’t seem to be able to get it up old chap. It’s disheartening to discover that one’s son is a homosexual because you will not perpetuate the Buchanan-Smythe line and carry on my genes and it’s a good job that my other son Edgar is a confirmed heterosexual” Bill said.
“I’m not” Simon said weakly.
“Not what?” Bill asked angrily.
“Look there is one more test, and that is heterosexual masochism. Brenda you know what to do” Ian said.
“What test is this?” Bill asked.
Brenda rose to her feet and addressed Bill.
“Sometimes a male is heterosexual but he has to be forced to perform cunnilingus and if he then gets an erection he is heterosexual but masochistic. Do you have a cane handy because I see that the girls have had it lately” Brenda asked.
“Evelyn get Dr Eynsenck the cane” Bill ordered.
“Yes Master” Evelyn replied and going to the umbrella stand she took out the swishy school cane.
“Do I have your permission to carry out the test Colonel?” Brenda asked.
“Yes, for England and all that doctor, go right ahead” Bill replied.
Brenda advanced on Simon who had a scared look on his face. “You girls sit down on the settee; get your knickers off and your legs wide open. Now Gary and Simon get your heads in between the girls’ legs and lick and suck their vaginas” Brenda said an imperious tone to her voice swishing the crook handled cane. She certainly looked the part dressed all in black, wearing a tight skirt and knee high leather boots with high heels, and I laughed thinking of the right wing Dr Eynsenck of the Maudsley Institute of Psychiatry who had written a book on what he called sexual perversions and had included a ludicrous table of obscenity starting off with heavy petting and ending in mutual oral contact which he considered the height of obscenity. I had used his name and hoped that those above would see the satirical reference and I knew that if they hated homosexuality then bisexuality would be regarded as even worse.
“Suck her vagina, you naughty boy” Brenda commanded and when Simon’s tongue stopped a few inches short of Jane’s cunt she pushed his head and held his face against it. “Suck it I said.”
Simon turned his head a look of disgust on his face. “I don’t want to” he said sobbing.
“What a weakling! How he was sired from my loins I do not know” Bill said.
Brenda brought the cane down across Simon’s buttocks, once twice, three times. “Oh
don’t please, no more” Simon sobbed his penis obstinately flaccid.
“Mm if one notices that Gary has attained an erection where Simon has not” Ian observed.
“Yes he has failed the heterosexual masochistic test and now we will see if he is indeed homosexual” Brenda said. “Gary get up and stand here, and you Simon suck his penis” Brenda ordered.
Gary pushed his penis towards Simon’s mouth. Simon looked at it for a moment the tears still rolling down his face and then holding Gary’s cock he began to suck it and as he did his penis became erect.
Brenda opened her attaché case and took out a rubber cock and a tube of KY lubricant and taking off her skirt she strapped it on. “Bend over, while you are sucking his cock she ordered. Simon bent over Gary’s cock still in his mouth. Brenda applied some lubricant to his anus and then she inserted the rubber cock and began to fuck his arse. “Yes his anus dilated reflexively and he is definitely used to intercourse per anum” Brenda said. “Now Dr Perrin you should now perform the bisexuality test on Gary”
Ian took off his trousers and taking a pair of rubber gloves from his attaché case he pulled them on and lubricated Gary’s anus.
“Hey what are you doing” Gary objected.
“Oh just a little test” Ian said then he pushed his penis into Gary’s anus and began fucking him. “Yes he has experienced intercourse per anum although when I did the digital test his sphincter was rather tight but as you can see he has still got an erection and I therefore conclude that he is bisexual” Ian said.
“As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods” Bill said. This was the cue to fade and as I watched the monitor Sara faded to black.
“Cut, marvellous show” I said. “Wait till they see this!” I thought and I got out the cash and paid everyone what they had been promised and they all left smiling.
When Brenda, Ian, Gary and Simon had gone I sat down and got out my pipe and loading it with hash started to smoke. As I got stoned Lindsay sat there twiddling his thumbs while Evelyn and Jane sat giggling on the settee with Bill drinking their second bottle of champagne.
“Great shoot Mike, I enjoyed it. If you don’t need me anymore I’ll be off” Bill said grinning and standing up.
“No Bill you can go, me Lindsay and Sara can do the Christmas lights scene no problem” I said.
“Thanks Mike I’ll be off then goodnight everybody” Bill said.
“Goodnight Bill and well done” I said.
